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If you are thinking about writing to tell me that I don't know how to spell "Usama," please read this first.

Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and Usama Bin Ladin have a lot in common. Take the quiz and see if you can identify statements by each of these "leaders."

  1. In today's wars, there are no morals, and it is clear that mankind has descended to the lowest degrees of decadence and oppression.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  2. America is polluting the whole world.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  3. The government is committed to supporting God's religion, the country remains a strong bulwark for religion, and the people are among the most protective of God's religion, and the keenest to fulfill His laws.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  4. One-world opinion is taking the side of the Palestinians, not the side of Israel.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  5. There will never be world peace until God's house and God's people are given their rightful place of leadership at the top of the world.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  6. The government does not cease to cry over matters affecting religion, without making any serious effort to serve the interests of the religious community.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  7. We are on the brink of our destruction, and if we do not awaken now, it will be too late. We have been victimized by traitorous behavior on the part of our leaders.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  8. The media strives to keep the people occupied with minor matters, and to stir their emotions and desires until corruption becomes widespread among believers.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  9. There is no way that a United Nations, treaties, or any other human instrument can bring about peace. Such things mean nothing when one nation desires the land and resources of another.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  10. We have allowed rampant secularism.... We have insulted God at the highest levels of government.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  11. One particular report described the gaps and the shortcoming in the philosophy of the government, the situation of the law within the country and the arbitrary declaration of what is lawful and unlawful regardless of divine law as instituted by God.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  12. Priorities of spiritual work are lost while blasphemy and polytheism continue its grip and control. We should be alert to these atrocious plans carried out by the government.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  13. America is in imminent peril... rotting from within.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  14. The American people have put themselves at the mercy of a disloyal government, and this is most evident in Clinton's administration. The American government is leading the country towards hell.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  15. The termites are in charge now, and that is not the way it ought to be, and the time has arrived for a godly fumigation.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  16. If America is not suffering the irrevocable judgment of God, she is dangerously close.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  17. Americans have committed unprecedented stupidity. We anticipate a black future for America.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  18. If the judges appointed by man will not deal with those who take innocent human life, then God is going to enter in and bring justice. And when that happens many of the innocent will suffer along with the guilty.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  19. All these crimes and sins committed by Americans are a clear declaration of war on God.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin

  20. A condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor.
    Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson
    Usama Bin Ladin